The Sweet Cheeks Show

People have asked me for
MORE SWEET CHEEKS STORIES.
While she is away this week
I wanted to post one special
little story that I had written
down 3 years ago so I would
remember it.

It is an older story that

I documented for our family

but have not shared here.

It is one of the highlights

of SweetCheeks 

acting career.

She got this outfit for Christmas

and the flamboyant style
well suits her personality.
Sorry for the poor quality picture
this was BB (before blogging)

Here, for your reading pleasure,

is her "show"

First, she makes everyone take a seat.

We have to leave spaces for her

nvinclible invisible friends.

They get the primo seats

for some strange reason.

The ticket collector 

SweetCheeks takes our tickets

and tells us to 

"fahsten yoah seatbehlts".

I guess this is a show AND an

amusement park ride combined.

This is a one man child show here.

Wadies & Guntlesmuns.

Wewcum to da shohw.

Now I gonna dance and sing opuhrah.

I can't wait.  I am already laughing.

MyHero has that "Oh-No-Not-Again" look.

Buck up buddy-this will be over before

you know it. 

Jowly Ohld Santa Nicklus 

floats toward us.

I am suffused with laughter.

The show comes to a screeching halt.

Thisss is NOHT a funnhy show, Nana,

stohp laffing.

Now-stahy in yoah seats and I gonna

hafta starht all ovehr again.
Papa-Isss youhr seat-behlt still
fahstened? 
Yep
Noh-Isss noht!  (big sigh)
Fahssen it up pleahse!
Papa scrambles to fasten his
seat belt while SweetCheeks
watches to make sure he
does it right.
I, meanwhile, am getting the
stink eye for continuing to laugh.
I squelch my laughter.

Dramatic sigh and arm across the brow

and the show resumes.

MyHero whispers out of the side of his mouth.

I can't wait for the intermission.

SweetCheeks glares and makes one more

announcement.

NO TAHLKING!

Whew- Shoulda asked

for balcony seating.

That was the day I think 
we knew what high entertainment
she was going to be in our lives. And where was that darned
video recorder when we needed it?