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Monday, February 25, 2013

SweetCheeks The Critic-American Idol

I have learned to never ask
SweetCheeks 
anything where I don't want
 an honest answer.
Sometimes, I don't even
NEED TO ASK.
Take the case of American Idol.

I don't know what ANY of 
their real names are.
Why?
Because we have our own
set of names.
We have:
BoyGirl
SweetCheeks:  Thass a boy.
Me: Nope-That's a girl
SC:  Nana-Put your glasses on-that's a boy!
Me:  Her name is Kez.
SC: See~I told you that was a boy-
Kez is a BOY NAME.

Okay- giving up on that one.
Next up:
GirlyBoy
SC:  Thatss a boy?
Me:  Yes! That's a boy.
SC:  Well, he sings kinda like a gurhl and he has gurhly hair.
Me:  HIS name is Rickey.
SC:  See? hahahaha  Ricki is a gurhl's name, Nana.

Okay-giving up on that one, too.
Next up:
Stoopid
SC:  Is that a boy or a girl?
Me:  I honestly don't know anything anymore.
SC: They (him/her?) is Stoopid
Me:  SweetCheeks it is NOT nice to call
someone stupid!
SC:  Ohkay!  I'm sorry, Ohkay?  Do I  hafta take a time out?
Me:  No , because you said you were sorry you don't have to take a time out-
just don't say someone is stupid.
SC:  How come?
Me:  Because it's not nice.
SC:  No!  I mean how come I dohn't hafta take a time out.
Yesterday I hadda take a time out when I was home
cuz I was REALLY sassy.
Me:  What did you do?
SC:  I said YOU were stoopid.
*sigh*
Can't win here-I just can't win.
If  you are interested in more 
SweetCheeks opinions just text in her
birthday-1129
I'm sure you will get an earful.
As for me-
I am going to watch something 
that doesn't require an opinion....
like the weather.

 Bear with me~ I am away every day
this week but will try to catch up
at night when I get home.
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42 comments:

  1. TeteFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:06 AM

    I am amazed at this child. LOL
    I have no idea if they are boys or girls or anything, either. I don't watch this. I youtube it for the best ones. The other ones, I can live without.
    Praying you through today...Stoopid.

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  2. Chenille CottageFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:11 AM

    From the mouths of babes...You've got one sharp little cookie, Nana Diana! I loved this post!
    Smiles,
    Carolynn xoxo

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  3. Maria ElenaFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:35 AM

    LOL Too funny! She is too smart for her own good!

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  4. DearHelenHartmanFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    Love it - I'm with Sweet Cheeks on those folks.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:45 AM

    always entertaining sweet cheeks is, take care,

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  6. Cindy @ Dwellings-The Heart of Your HomeFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:46 AM

    My morning chuckle!!! She is such a cutie and I don't watch the show, but I would be confused too! Boy, girl?

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  7. Karen thisoldhouse2.comFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    I don't watch the show anymore, the judges annoy me... but wow, those contestants look very gender-disoriented. Not that there is anything wrong with that!...

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  8. Jane@Bluebird1959February 25, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    Your grandaughter stories always crack me up and this one is no exception! Thanks for the smile this Monday morning!! Jane

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  9. Kim @ Savvy Southern StyleFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    Too funny. Glad I haven't been watching.

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  10. BethFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    I love your conversations/discussions with Sweet Cheeks! She is so cute!

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  11. ℳartina @ Northern NestingFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    I'm telling you Diana we need to get our girls together, they sound identical!! We watch Idol too, and I had the same questions asked to me last week on the first contestant and the last one, Victoria through in a few eeeeewwww!!! LOL

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  12. Donna@anangloinquébecFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:07 AM

    So glad I was not part of that conversation, because at times I get confused. :)

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  13. DonnaFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    I bet SweetCheeks would even have her own oppinions of the weather forecasters, Diana! So yes, I'm afraid she just can't win! Hope you are having a good day! big hugs:)

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  14. Mary@mydogsmygardenandmaryFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    Diana, SC is such a delight and I'm sure she keeps you on your toe's.
    Those blue eye's could just melt your heart.
    Mary

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  15. Patty PattersonFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:38 AM

    I haven't kept up with American Idol the last few years. I used to love the show. Then it went from what seemed to be wholesome young people to trashy ones getting all of the raving reviews. And idol to me is more than someone who has talent. I want character as well. I think the Adam Lambert season is when I quit watching. Yes - he was very talented - but talent is supposed to be used for God's glory, not for perversion.
    And yeah, I know. I'm old fashioned. But then, aren't Grandma's supposed to be?

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  16. UnknownFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:41 AM

    I can't tell either Sweet Cheeks so don't worry. I'm sure if I asked she will have picked the winner already-and she'd be right
    (there wouldn't be any other
    option)-LOL

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  17. LucilleFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    I can see there is never a boring moment when she is around! Have a nice trip!

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  18. The Tuscan HomeFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    Oh my gosh....that was too funny! I love reading about your conversations, so cute! XO ~Liz

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  19. MindyFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    LOL!

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  20. NellieFebruary 25, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    SweetCheeks - what a riot! Doesn't sound like she is too impressed with those American Idol contestants, though. Can't say that I don't agree with her on these!

    xo Nellie

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  21. Daniela @Frugal Aint CheapFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:02 PM

    you just can't win, can you? I'll be watching the weather too...

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  22. Debbie @ MeandMyDIYFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Did you hear me laughing out loud? Because I was. What a hilariously adorable conversation! Thanks for sharing! Oh, and I completely agree with the opinions expressed! :)

    Debbie

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  23. SusanFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    What a funny post. I'm silently laughing and shaking my head. I get it.

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  24. thistlewoodfarmFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    LOL! She is hilarious! I do really like that Rickey! I hope he does well!

    blessings,
    karianne

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  25. PetieFebruary 25, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    I can't quit laughing...she is so brutally honest and funny. Love it!

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  26. This N ThatFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Cute post..you have to be on your toes every minute..

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  27. RobynFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:09 PM

    Oh how funny!.. She's a riot!.. I am a new reader and follower to your blog. Can't wait to go back into your archives and read more.. Loved this post! :)
    Robyn

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  28. Celestina MarieFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Hi Diana, This is so cute I am LOL~~and SC sure keeps you on your toes!!
    Like a brain workout in your conversations. She is funny and takes after her grandmother I believe!!
    Thanks for sharing.
    Hugs, Celestina Marie

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  29. Tina@WhatWeKeepFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    I haven't watched this season. I'm sure she knows what she's talking about, though. She always does. ;)
    xxx, Tina

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  30. JoFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:35 PM

    Too funny! I don't watch the show but do love that she calls them as she seem them! :)

    Jo

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  31. Cindy (Applestone Cottage)February 25, 2013 at 10:42 PM

    Oh she is a character Diana! And you are a good writer who brings it to life!
    Mona's daughter at Whispering Sweetly of Cottages passed away.
    I am just sick about it.
    Just wanted to let you know,
    hugs,
    Cindy

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  32. Have a Daily Cup of Mrs. OlsonFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    If you ask me Sweet Cheeks has all of them pegged correctly. I was thinking the same thing. lol!
    hugs,
    Jann

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  33. Meredith @ The Laundry Can WaitFebruary 25, 2013 at 11:52 PM

    I think SC is onto something with the whole boy/girl and name thing. Goodness gracious!

    Looking forward to more of your hilarious conversations. :)

    XOXO,
    Meredith

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  34. GaylaFebruary 26, 2013 at 12:07 AM

    Sweet Cheeks is wise! And cute.

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  35. Maureen WyattFebruary 26, 2013 at 2:25 AM

    Well, we can't blame her for being a little confused on this one. If they are really stupid, what are we allowed to call them, Nanna?

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  36. Sew a Fine SeamFebruary 26, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    She is so cute and so funny! Gotta love that girl - but she is wrong about ONE thing - you are NOT stupid!!

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  37. StephanieFebruary 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    Well, I certainly got may laughter dose for the day :) Sweet Cheeks sounds adorable! Thanks for sharing.

    Hugs,
    Stephanie

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  38. jewels in the garden +: )February 26, 2013 at 3:16 PM

    She tells it like it is!! lol

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  39. FABBY'S LIVINGFebruary 26, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Your grand is the smartest ever!! Amazing! I can see you just plain, enjoying this child..God bless her, hope she doesn't grow too fast!!!
    FABBY

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  40. Carolyn@Sweet Chaos HomeFebruary 26, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    That is hysterical! SweetCheeks should be an American Idol judge. Maybe I'd start watching again. I think she'd do better than the rest of that crew :)

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  41. Leena Milligan LanteigneFebruary 26, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    I think they should just rename it American Freakshow and get it over with LOL!

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  42. DelenaMarch 4, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    Came to your blog through Debby at Cozy Blanket. Glad I did. I enjoyed this post. Out of the mouths of babes. Love it!

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