SweetCheeks and the Polar Bear

Well...I know I promised you

SweetCheeks and Santy Clause

BUT

I lied..

Yep..I didn't mean to lie

but..

Someone..

Someone who shall remain

namelessTPot

FORGOT....

after being asked about

10 times to email me

the Santa Claus pictures....

So, instead, you will be

treated (get it-cookie-treat? never mind)

to a trip to Starbucks

again.

Below is two sessions

combined into one story.

This was the morning of

SweetCheeks

fourth birthday.

Here you go..SweetCheeks..

A sugar cookie

just for you.

Isss not a sugahar cookie

Isss a bearh cookie.

Alrighty then..that's

how the day is gonna be..

Isss okay Nana...I luve

theese cookies.

Can I haff sum milhk too?

Hey...iss thiss chocklut milhk

or white milhk cuz I doan

want white milhk.

It's Vanilla milk..

It iss?

Um-hmmm.

Okay then I guess I lihke

Vhanilla milhk.

Hmmm..Hey that cookie looks pretty good.

Can I have a bite?

Huh? (chewing quickly now)

Can I have a bite of cookie?

Uhmmm...wellll...

I'll safe yoah a bite.

Okay..don't forget..

Ih whon't!

Did yoah know I ghet 4 whishes

for my birthday at skool?

Nope! What are your wishes?

Wellll...I whish I was three again.

Huh?

I sayed I whish I was three again..

Okay..what else..

Well..I whish I had a little pony.

Okay..what else..

An' I whish I was a Mom and

had a baby gurhl..

named Rainbow.

Hmmm..

Okay..what's you last wish?

I whish I had NINE sisters~

Alrighty then..

Hey...where's my bite of cookie?

Ohh..I gott so bizzy that

I ate it all..Sorreee..

Yeah, me too...

Sorry that I couldn't put a rock on

your head and keep you this age

forever, SweetCheeks~

Nana-

Yes, honey?

Doan't put a rhock on my head

cuzz that wood hurht.

Okay.. I won't.

Promise?

I promise, SweetCheeks.

Yoah know whut else I whish, Nana?

What?

I whish I had another cookie too.

Maybe tomorrow.

I haf to go to skool tomorrow and I can't come hearh.

EXXXACTLY!

NANA~ Yoah is NOT evfan funny!