Phantoms In the Pantry

My friend, Jettie, and I

have talked about ghosts.

We don't talk about them much

because we don't want people to

think we are

well...you know...

CRAZY.

Be quiet-You on the left!

I heard you going..

Ding-Dong-

Nut-so..

I resemble that remark!

Anyway...

Are you ever just sitting someplace

and you feel like someone

someone

someone

somewhere

is watching you?

Do you get that creeeeeepy feeling

Like there is someone besides you

in the room?

Me too!

The other day I had that strange,

unsettling feeling..

I whipped my head towards the

Pantry Door..

and I saw

(Oh! Mary Mother of God

and all the Saints)..

I saw..

THIS.

My heart began to beat a bit faster...

I neared the door for a closer inspection..

Holy Weirdness...WHAT?

Some one is IN there..

Trying to get out!
Who's in there, I ask in a quavery voice..

The eyes-rolled-back-in-its-head

phatom pushes its face closer to

the door..

I'm scared,

I stage whisper to no one..

A voice floats eerily out to meet my ears....

HAWWWWHHHH...IH'M GONNA GETT YOAH!!!

Ha! What can one little ghost do? I ask bravely?

HAHA! I HAFF FRIENDS...

AND

YOAH BETTEARH BE SKARHED!I AM scared...

I am scared they have

eaten all

of the

Cheetos!

the end