Nana Diana Takes A Break

Nana Diana Takes A Break

Friday, February 24, 2017

FUNNY ON FRIDAY-HE CUT HER OFF

The last magic act
that Mr. Marvel  and Margie
performed together
did not go well.
It did not go well
at all.
Now Margie,
who had been the
perfect magician's assistant,
was only half the woman
she used to be.
When he started 
THE ACT
 she tried to tell him
that she wasn't
ready but he had
already started sawing..
It made her sick
just to think
about it.
Feeling guilty,
he had sent her
to all the specialists
in the world
to no avail.
Now,
she preferred to spend
her time in the
healing waters of
Maugoo-Maugoo Bay.
The locals
claimed
this waterfall pool
produced many miracles.
Sometimes when she
looked down
she could almost
swear she saw legs..
but then would realize
that it was 
only a mirage.
She was certainly hoping
for a miracle
because she was getting
tired of pushing herself
around on the skateboard
that Mr. Marvel had rigged
up for her.
The worst part was that
he had a new
assistant and
she was sure
there was a whole
different type of
magic happening
while she was
away.

I am on the road today
and will check in soon.
Have a good day
and I hope you got your 
MORNING SMILE
right here!!!
your photo name

31 comments:

  1. Yes and No! Hope you're not on the road with Mr.Marvel!

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  2. ๐Ÿ˜Š Darn men anyway! Have fun on your road trip! Did you get a massive amount of snow?? We did!

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  3. Oh my! You aren't Mr. Marvel's new assistant are you? If you are, don't let him near a saw!

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  4. Diana, I wish I were half the woman Margie is. LOL...or that my half looked that good. Wishing you a safe road trip. Blessings for a fun filled weekend, xoxo, Susie

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  5. I enjoyed reading! Now exactly sure what you are saying...
    How is your friends husband by the way?
    Have a great weekend.
    Sandie

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  6. This is actually a beautiful story until it got to the skateboard part! LOL. You are hilarious.
    Lisa

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  7. I can see why they're relationship was short lived.

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  8. Well, that's only half the story, isn't it? LOL... great one Diana, have a blessed day!

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  9. Okay ~ this made me smile and giggle too! I have always wondered how that sawing a woman in half trick is done. They make it look so real, but I know it's not. Or is it??? Safe travels my friend <3

    Big Texas Hugs,
    Susan and Bentley

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  10. It would appear that her better half was spared. She still looks lovely.
    Be careful out on those winter roads and have a wonderful time away~

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  11. It would appear that her better half was spared. She still looks lovely.
    Be careful out on those winter roads and have a wonderful time away~

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  12. She's definitely the better half of the partnership. What a dirty bum. Maybe her dad should get out his sawed off shotgun.

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  13. She still has the better half it seems..Thanks for the smile..Travel safely..

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  14. haha, how I love your Funny on Friday series! Thanks for your stories on these crazy pictures. :) Have a wonderful and safe trip!
    hugs,
    Cecilia

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  15. Mr Marvel was not such a marvel.
    Merle........

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  16. Maybe this is why I am not a fan of magic! ;) Happy Weekend!!

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  17. Now I look forward to reading about and seeing photos of your road trip!

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  18. Have fun! Looking forward to reading all about it.

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  19. I think you forgot to take your medication today, didn't you, Diana?

    I refuse to chuckle. I. Will. Not. Laugh.

    : - p

    Luv ya lady.

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  20. Seems like something my John would do!lol
    Blessings to you this Sunday. Love & Hugs, Mildred

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  21. LOL!!!! Safe travels enjoy the sun and warmth!!!
    Hugs,
    Kris

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  22. :-) I hope your week is off to a great start!!

    Blessings
    Jill

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  23. I definitely got my morning smile, so thanks! Hee hee! You're good at this stuff! Safe travels!

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  24. So silly! Scrolled down and glad to hear the positive results of John's exam. Such happy news. xx Karen

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  25. no. but I got my afternoon smile here.
    thanks!

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  26. HI Diana..
    Love the pretty post and the name in blue..so nice..
    hugs,Patty

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  27. Oh Diana, you never cease to make me laugh!

    Wishing you a beautiful March! Hugs

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