Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A Real DO IT DIET


Ah-Welcome 2013!
Are you starting a brand new diet
and exercise regime?
Are you struggling with
appetite control?
DO NOT USE DIET PILLS!
No, Indeedy!
I have something better
than 
DIET PILLS.
I have just the answer for you.
Post this on your fridge.
It's a guaranteed appetite
suppressant.
Pinky Promise!
Remember Richard Simmons?
Do you?
Well, here I offer you a
little fruit with your vegetables.
(notice the strategically placed hat)
See?  You aren't hungry now,
are you?
Happy Smiley New Year

69 comments:

  1. Happy New Year, Diana! Is it my computer or did you remove the pink from your background? Have a wonderful day with your loved ones!

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  2. Ha ha! I feel the pounds slipping away already! Jane

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  3. I think that took away my appetite. LOL!!

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  4. Happy New Year....Oh my...that is certainly the best diet trick I have read in awhile! TOO Funny!

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  5. Diana, I have been told to tape a picture of ourselves when we were thinner.... that would make us all think, no ice cream, no. When I was thinner, was I happy with my weight,no. I know for a fact, I need to lose 30 pounds. But 10 is a good place to start. So that is my goal for now.xoxox, Susie

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  6. No, I'm not hungry now. Not for fruits and veggies anyway, Diana! That picture would drive me to the chocolate in a hearbeat! : )

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  7. Oh my certainly would keep me from the fridge!!
    Yup it's off carbs now for 8 weeks!
    EEKKS!! I love my desserts.. not anymore it's fruit and veggies with a serving of protein.
    sigh
    Happy New year!
    First time here!How are you doing?

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  8. Ugg, and I don't even have a hangover to blame it on, girl.

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  9. LOL from a new follower!! The picture is too funny!! Happy New Year!

    chris

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  10. Suddenly I've lost my appetite! I was one of those Richard Simmons fans, but way back in the early 80's! Now, not so much!

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  11. Think I better copy and plaster Richard in my pantry! LOL

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  12. Thanks. I might not eat for the rest of this year :)

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  13. Oh My God! That is a sure fire way to lose weight for sure! I'm going to print this out and stick it to the fridge! :O)

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  14. Hilarious--- made me laugh out loud!!

    All my love and best wishes to you as we enter this bright new year--

    Xoxo
    Vicki

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  15. Lol!! OMGosh, this is SO funny and you are right (say NO to diet pills!) and this is the perfect appetite suppressant!

    Happy New Year! Wishing you all the best in 2013!

    xxleslie

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  16. Hi Sweet D!
    Happy New Year, Darling! I love your new look!
    I can't wait for the love and fun of 2013!
    ~Lynne
    w/L.

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  17. I'd rather post Vitalio in my kitchen as an incentive to lose weight - I'll tell you about him in my Ship Board Romance blog.

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  18. LOLOL You probably didn't need to use such a big hat!!!!
    Happy New Year, my goofy friend!
    Love you.
    xxoo

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  19. Richard Simmons, what a strange little man.

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  20. Haha!

    Xo Jill

    jillianturner.blogspot.com

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  21. Wishing you joy, peace and harmony in the new year!

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  22. What a live wire that Richard Simmons is! Leave the diet pills alone, and concentrate on colorful fruits and vegetables - plenty of them! xo Nellie

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  23. LOL- I have been doing it wrong for years! I am going to have to stick him inside the door of the fridge, the cabinets and the junk food drawer! Have you seen him lately??? OMGosh, its gross. Old and wearing girls clothes and jewelry. Double yuck, there. I used to do his video every day way back when and they worked for me, but those days of moving that much are gone and so glad he can still be of use- LOL. You are a sick woman, you know that, right?

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  24. Thanks Diana, I will visualize this picture every time I get hungry. I bet the Capt. is glad that you used Richard instead of him on this post, hah.
    Happy New Year Friend.

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  26. Definitely an appetite supressant!!!
    Happy New Year!
    Nancy

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  27. OMG! Diana that is a definitely the best diet pill around.

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  28. Gross. Lol! I thought maybe you were going to share the secret of giving up sugar!

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  29. Hi Diana, I'm a new visitor. I see you all over the place leaving sweet comments for others, so I thought I'd stop by and return some of the comment love. I'm your newest follower and look forward to nosing around your blog. Have a great day and a happy new year!
    Debbie

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  30. LOL!!!!! No, I'm not hungry anymore, after RSm's sexi pic..hahahahaaaa...You made me laugh, and what a way to start the new year than to hear from you dearest friend..you are such a joy and I can only wish for you a terrific new year, filled with only fabulous things and very exciting, since I know you're going to have some important decissions to make. All my love for you pretty lady and thank you always for been such a generous and fun follower...yep, me too, looking forward to our friendship throu 2013 too!
    FABBY

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  31. Yes I remember him and used to dance along with his show but this is simply gross! I wonder whose body they put in because when I've seen him on t.v. he doesn't look nearly that young(do any of us?). But seriously yuck!!!!
    New Year's Blessings to you today.
    Noreen

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  32. My eyes! My eyes! Oh, my poor eyes!

    Happy new year!
    Jan

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  33. As long as he stays away from the cake, I'm good! ;)
    xo, T.

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  34. Oh Gawwwwddddd.....do I ever remember....he surely had a case of the "Terminal Perks"!!! LOL

    xo

    Jo

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  35. Thanks a lot, girlfriend! I'm just getting ready to eat spaghetti for dinner! I guess I'll eat less pasta! heehee! Sweet hugs to you my friend!

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  36. Hi there, That is to funny!!No diet for me just trying to eat healthy. Hugs, Anna

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  37. Hello Diana, I think that you may be on to something . . . no pills for me, that photo did it. LOL.

    It has been a wonderful year . . . one reason is that I have made so many wonderful new friends, like yourself. Here's wishing you and your family a new year filled with good health and abundant joy.
    Your blogging sister, Connie :)

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  38. Thanks for the chuckle...that would certainly do the trick! Haha! Wishing you a very Blessed New Year!
    Hugs, GraceinAZ (Pat)

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  39. Uh - yeah. I think that should do the trick! You are so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  40. I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs-LOL
    That is a wonderful appetite
    suppressant-UGH

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  41. OMG, I'm feeling nauseous already.
    Great way to keep me away from the frig, for sure.
    Leave it to you to come up with this great food supressant!

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  42. Bwaahahaha! I had his books and I think a record or vhs tape of his - and yet I never got skinny!

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  43. Good one Diana...I think it will work!!!
    Happy New Year BBB
    Suzann ~xoxo~

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  44. That is so funny! Happy New Years! Laura

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  45. Yuck! And no, I am not hungry now, but then I wasn't hungry before. With that picture stuck in my head, I may not be hungry tomorrow, either. Yep... I'd say your diet is working for me.

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  46. Happy New year to you Diana. I sure wish I would have seen this about 4 hours ago. UGH!

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  47. LOL you afre too much, hahaha what a great post, thanks for the laughs, haha.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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  48. you're right ...It worked !
    -KAT-
    Happy New Year my friend

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  49. So, So funny! This will definitly make it easier to count points, seeing that there will be less points to count now! Happy New Year!
    Julie

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  50. That is so dang funny!! To think that he really posed that way. Yeah, I need to, but...fiddle dee dee I'll think about that tomorrow.

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  51. Oh my gosh, hungry? NO, laughing; YES! Good old Richard. Those were the days!
    Hugs,
    Jann

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  52. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    You are always good for a laugh girl :)

    Love ya!
    Happy New Year :)

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  53. HaHaHaaaa! Yes, that might do it.

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  54. Thank you so much to make me laugh for my first visit to your blog !!! I'm pleased to be your newest French follower (LE CHEMIN DU BONHEUR).
    wish you a happy new year of fun and happy surprises.
    xoxo from PARIS
    Joëlle
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  55. ROFL!! Too funny! I feel skinnier already! Hugs, Leena

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  56. Holy Cow ....if that doesn't take the appetite away, I don't think ANYthing will. whew !!

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  57. You are right - I totally lost my appetite!

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  58. Hahahahahaha. I have taken them in the past, but no more.

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  59. I just cracked up when I saw this picture! Yep, it's the best diet plan for the new year I'v seen so far!

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  60. You are too much!!!:) And I think it might work:)
    xoxo

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  61. It's true...you are certifiably nuts.
    Pun Intended. If this would'nt slay the mighty dragon of all sweet things, I don't know what would...
    Geesh!!!!

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