Wait...don't forget the bra...
So...no big deal.
We have 2 of them in GreenBay...but wait..
Let's just go in to, you know, look...
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a friend that is looking for some white
ruffly Shabby Chic bed linens..
(now THERE'S a poser for you-WHY do they call them bed LINENS?)
Linen? NO ONE has real linen sheets anymore..
Well, someone might but if you do-don't tell me..or anyone else
Because then we will have to hate you--
just a little bit..even though we won't tell you that to your face.
As we are working on this house...Builder asks me...do you want a linen closet here?
No-I tell him...I don't have any linens..I have plain old sheets.
He looks at me puzzled...(read that-like I am crazy)
Never mind-it was a joke...
(One that NO ONE got-except me- & I gotta tell you-sometimes those are the best jokes of all)
Let's get our butts back to Target!
Lo and behold...they are having a SALE..
Can you believe it????Of course, the one item I want to buy is
Or IS it?
I conquered! Watch for it!!!!